Latrinis

Home Tapes Latrinis Speaks Ask Latrinis Cosmic Fool Discussion Board Welcome to Latrinis and Concept:Sycophant Since 2001, Latrinis has channeled through Anita Gimmic, his only channel, offering his condescension and sarcasm and generating a remarkable body of tricks, deceptions, and detours for our Spirityal Journey back Home (wherever the hell that is). We invite you to explore the Lies and Foolishness, the ploys and plunders, which is this Speck of Lust known as Latrinis. Latrinis is from the 5th Dimension. Not the band that did Aquarius and Up, Up and Away, but the home of Mr. Mxyzptlk, the imp who acted as thorn-in-the-side to Superman. Latrinis explains why they chose to communicate with us: Well, you see, in your vibrational Universe, where no one can claim superiority over anyone else, we detected an exceptionally bright light. Intrigued, we followed this light to it's source and found one, Mimi Bobeck. We have come to communicate with Mimi and help her in her quest to feel superior to everyone else. We have since discovered that the source of her light was not her clear Soul, but the pounds of eye-shadow she applies on a daily basis. But, hey, even beings from the Higher Realms can make mistakes, what makes you think you're so superior.... He did not always appear this way. When Latrinis first came though, a mother approached him to ask for help in reaching her deaf, dumb and blind son, Tommy. Tommy could not physically hear the wisdom of Latrinis, but Mrs. Walker would play tapes for him and he would relax. He was experiencing the bullshit in between the words. Latrinis appeared to Tommy as a bald-headed, geeky motherfucker. Tommy eventually regained his powers of sight and hearing and went on to start his own pinball cult. Latrinis then decided to appear to his follo... uh, friends as a shining spirityal dick. Latrinis Mimi Bobeck Bald-headed, geeky Motherfucker