Not a bad idea. It's been my experience that the wisdom of Latrinis is shared in a context - kinda makes it relevant in a way to us less enlightened travelers seeking the way to dispose of the unwanted mess we create. But if you are willing, I'm sure pulling together a set of posts from Latrinis wouldn't be all that difficult - I know Craig did this for the highlights sections he (and others in support of the effort) put together as a service. What might be a challenge is to try to capture the essence of the context leading to the imparted wisdom, which is a matter of exercise of creativity on the part of the editor.

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Originally posted by What+:
I would like to request a Latrinis sticky thread where we can come see his greatest hits and get his immense wisdom from the Vortex of the Komode.

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I would like to request a Latrinis sticky thread where we can come see his greatest hits and get his immense wisdom from the Vortex of the Komode.

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I think this is a great idea!

I would also like to see a Latrinis question and answer section.

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I would also like to see a Latrinis question and answer section.

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Me too, and I'll go first.

Latrinas, what do you do with all that toilet paper? Seems like you go through a truckload of super two-ply a month. I guess your mouth isn't the only thing that's running.

Lysol and Peroxide,

We thought about taking your advice to have a quayustion and answer section, but we have made a descision of the third power to ignore your desires as we have done since 1974 and will continue to due forever and a day, as it were, know what we're sayin'?

You see, dear ones, in your puny little reality, there is this thing called time. We, of course, are above that. We could anser you in our time in mere seconds, but we could not guarantee that it would be within your current lifetime, in that particular sensing. (You like how we sometimes say "regard" and sometimes "sensing"? We think this is really clever, and, if you're really spiritually advanced, you will be impressed as well)

But we have convinced the unit (i.e. the webmaster) to create a special section, as it were, in that sensing (we need to kill more time? ... yes?), that, because of the vibrational minions within your particular embryonic framistat, inverted as it is in relation to the Grand Duplicity - undulating waves of gratuitous sycophancy, not withstanding - he will gahther our incredible wisdom and save it for posterity within the electronic confines of the server.

If you would but click on the proper link once per day, and the hour deemed most appropriayut by your Hired Self, you can hasten the journey Home using the oldest and most powerful techneeyuk known to man: humor. Unfortunately, its not that simple. You see, you have many, many blockages which need to be overcome. You Americans have your internal asshole and schmuck. You Brits have many more enemies within you: Your Git, your Pillock, your Prat, your Wanker, your Tosser, and the most dangerous of all, your Toe Rag. Of course, we have tapes dealing with all these nemeses - buy them all, then you may be spirityal enough advance to the next level.

Latrinis, thank you so much for giving up your valuable time, of which you don't really have, to speak to us.

Is that what you would call, "slumming" on your levels of awareness?

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If you would but click on the proper link once per day, and the hour deemed most appropriayut by your Hired Self, you can hasten the journey Home using the oldest and most powerful techneeyuk known to man: humor. Unfortunately, its not that simple.

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But I thought the quickest, oldest and most powerful technique was through sexual activity.

I do hope that you will bring in quantum theory and how the double split experiment is the basis for how it all works down here.

Throwing in those scientific experiments with metaphysics helps me to believe the lies, er, I mean material much more easily.

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(You like how we sometimes say "regard" and sometimes "sensing"? We think this is really clever, and, if you're really spiritually advanced, you will be impressed as well)

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I agree that it is clever and I'm impressed so that does tell me that I am much more advanced spiritually than I thought I was.

Another way to make it sound move clever is to add in, "absolutely so" and "certainly so" every couple of sentences so the material really gets lodged in the scattered brains of the listeners but of course you KNEW that.

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You Americans have your internal asshole and schmuck. You Brits have many more enemies within you: Your Git, your Pillock, your Prat, your Wanker, your Tosser, and the most dangerous of all, your Toe Rag. Of course, we have tapes dealing with all these nemeses - buy them all, then you may be spirityal enough advance to the next level.

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ROFLMAO!

I do hope you give points to us plebians for suck up posts.

Micki

You asked about our assertion that sex is the most powerful techneeyuk and the apparent contradiction with our assertion that humor is the highest techneeyuk. That, dear One, is a PARADOX, mmm'kay? We have already stayutted that we don't contradict ourselves, so any apparent contradiction is really a sign that you are not spiritually advanced enough to resolve the PARADOX, certainly so (there, you satisfied now?)

You see, in the wrinkles and folds of paradox, there is much opportunity for growth. You should love yourself enough to not dismiss material because your puny, linear-logical brain cannot understand the wrinkles, folds, subtleties and deception within the mayutrix of paradox, in that particular regard.

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I do hope that you will bring in quantum theory and how the double split experiment is the basis for how it all works down here.

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This is a new experiment on me. Could it be the same as the "double slit" experiment? If so, that one is easy - for me it just suggests (via analog) that we are our own source of interference if we don't make a choice and stick to it. It says nothing about interference we might have on or from others, which is what Classical Optical Physics teaches.

Now, if you are really curious, there is a phenomenon called Quantum Wierdness. At the macro world level, examples (by analog) of this can be seen in many discussion groups dealing with metaphysics, such as TRCM. We have been graced with the presence of some here that seem to be practitioners of this.

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You asked about our assertion that sex is the most powerful techneeyuk and the apparent contradiction with our assertion that humor is the highest techneeyuk. That, dear One, is a PARADOX, mmm'kay? We have already stayutted that we don't contradict ourselves, so any apparent contradiction is really a sign that you are not spiritually advanced enough to resolve the PARADOX, certainly so (there, you satisfied now?)

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Actually I have resolved the paradox through much meditation and practicing technique.

I found the quickest way to evolve in our levels of awareness is combining sex and humor at the same time.

My startling findings came about after first sitting with each side of the paradox as instructed by a non-existant spark of consciousness from a level we can't begin to comprehend and then coming to the amazing conclusion.

I guess this proves (at least to me) that I am spiritually advanced enough to resolve the paradox and also fulfill one of my seven focuses - learning to have fun.

I think learning to evolve should be fun.

Anyway Latrinis, when do I get to reach 'guru' status? I would think after resolving that paradox I should be pretty close to starting my own cult.

WDYT? Or do you not think because thinking requires time and there is no time on your levels of awareness?

Chuck, I'm going to answer your post in the "Liezaris: Choice" topic.

Micki

Because Latrinis is ever so loving and merciful, he has allowed me to put up a page featuring his greatest hits. He has done this with no expectation of financial reward. He asks only that we will worship him and recognize that he is the most wise and loving being in the Universe, followed closely by Mimi, and that we make no decision without his approval and that we let them do our thinking for us. Seems like a small price to pay.

The new page is in the Best of section at http://www.cosmicfool.com/lazaris/bestof/latrinis.html

This page will be updated frequently with new Latrinis wisdom.

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Because Latrinis is ever so loving and merciful, he has allowed me to put up a page featuring his greatest hits.

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Awesome!!!

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He asks only that we will worship him and recognize that he is the most wise and loving being in the Universe, followed closely by Mimi, and that we make no decision without his approval and that we let them do our thinking for us. Seems like a small price to pay.

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I'm willing. It is a small price to pay for the laughter that will lead us Hoooome.

To Latrinis

A toast to Latrinis:

"No applause - just clap" (that is a carry-over from my past life brothel days.)

Also a toast to What for asking for this thread!

Micki

Latrinis now has his own website at www.cosmicfool.com/latrinis

You can submit questions to him and hope he answers

What a riot! Kudos to Latrinis and his faithful webmaster!

Awesome!!!

To Latrinis!!!

Thanks Ted for the Latrinis website.

I know that you and Latrinis co-created a miracle in building that site because we had a busy weekend, and I'll be damned if I can figure out when you had the time to do it.

You must have definitely transcended the time/space continuum, that's for sure!!

There is also none of the usual noticable depletion of the toilet paper supply. Is that because Latrinis has transcended even the art, science, skill, craft, talent, hobby, and habit of Crap Making, or because you have? I need to know if I must revise my shopping list, as well as our Latrinis tape shelf.

Cheers though!! I wonder how we can promote Latrinis to a wider group of idiots, I mean a wider audience now that he has his own spider web, er, I mean, website.

Do you think Latrinis is eligible for a Paypal account?

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You guys should make the Latrinas site make a flushing sound when you first get on site. I think that would be funny.

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Good idea, I'll work on it.

I've only got a quick moment to respond but couldn't resist this:

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You guys should make the Latrinas site make a flushing sound when you first get on site. I think that would be funny.

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ROFLMAO!!

And the (s)hits just keep on comin'!

Micki

Thanks for the kudos

Craig, where the hell have you been? It's hard saving the world all by ourselves. We can only make so much crap without your help.

Katie, you asked where I got the time to make the website... Well, you see, Dear One, I bent time as it were, in that sensing.

Micki, nice toast

What, sorry, I can't put unsolicited sound on the site. Latrinis says it is bad karma. You see, some of us surf from the office and it can get quite embarrassing to have our co-workers hearing strange sounds coming from our computers. Especially if the co-worker glances at our screen to see the glowing, spiritual dick that is Latrinis. Unfortunately, most people are not as spiritually advanced as we fools are, and they may be offended.